Oooh, oooh! Got the new copy of The Weekly World News from my coworker, but only have a few minutes to post. I need to be up North by 9pm, so real quick:
1)Irish Cop Catches Leprechaun! ("The key to catching one his know his tendencies." He says.)
2)Is Your Spouse An Animal? (I'm an Ostrich!)
3)Killer Whale Sings The Blues Better Than B.B. King! (He does "The Thrill is Gone" mostly)
4)Health Secrets Of The Worlds Oldest Monkey (You don't want to know them, you really don't.)
5)Car Wash Turns Old Ford Into New BMW, Police Stumped (The police never know anything).