Hello and welcome to your Ap Site news update. The time is 2:30pm, traffic and transit update in a minute, top stories and weather. Give us 2 minutes and we'll give you the world.
Top Story A 12:15pm this afternoon a flare up of violence in the troubled middle room (near the stairway) region. In an unsuspected and sudden incursion into Mr. Black territory, Lucy (also known as 'Pees Wherever') attacked and wooped him (Mr. Black) upside the head twice with her left paw. Retaliation was swift (and loud). No telling how this is going to affect the fragile peace which had enveloped the aread for most of the the morning.
Traffic and Transit Update The garbage truck came buy the front and picked up the garbage at 11:45 am, one ambulance roared by at around 10 am with sirens blaring, my car is still parked (but at an odd angle) in the back of the house.
Weather Very ^%$&$&$ hot and muggy.
Sports There's a big soccer thing going on somewhere in the world but I don't think any Americans are in it anymore.